Ridin'

Jason Derulo might like “ridin’ solo”, but I hate it. As an authority on this subject, given all the time I spend alone with me, myself, and I everyday in the car, I think “ridin’ solo” is generally rather depressing. Indeed, it seems like it’s more of a recipe for ridin’ so low rather than feeling like a star on cloud nine, as Mr. Derulo proclaims. Not to mention, it’s also probably fairly inefficient given that ridin’ solo means ridin’ so slow during rush hour traffic when the HOV lanes are off limits to single drivers.

In addition to driving by myself, I’m also not really a fan of “ridin’ dirty”. Chamillionaire and Krayze Bone support it, but they also support driving while high and intoxicated. That goes without saying they’re probably not the safest people to carpool with. At any rate, it’s obvious that I don’t get how these celebutards like to roll. Maybe it’s because I prefer ridin’ loco.